I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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