Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We need to get me chipped asap
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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