Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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