we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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