I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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