I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I currently don't understand fingers.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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