So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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