I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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