Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i already hear my dad disowning me
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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