Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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