I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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