are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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