Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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