Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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