I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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