Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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