you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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