So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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