Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
this hospital has no fireball
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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