I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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