once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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