dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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