Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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