porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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