i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.