So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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