College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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