I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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