I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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