omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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