I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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