Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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