i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Why is your signature on my underwear?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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