Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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