Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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