rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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