did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
