I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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