Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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