in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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