Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
So. Much. Porn.
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