this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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