She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
