I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
