I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I touched a dick in church today
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