Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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