pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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