found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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