For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Sober January is a disaster.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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