i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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