He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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