Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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