would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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