I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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