im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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