She said her name was "party"
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My vagina is officially offended.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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