puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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