I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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